Thursday, October 29, 2009

Whisper words of wisdom; Let It Be.

I am very dissatisfied with the direction of this blog, or lack thereof. I have become unreliable in my musings and I am not that sorry. So today I compiled a list of quick tips from the Lindsay Logic Library. (Yes, I am nerdy enough to coin my own advice as such.) These are just some things that I have found to be either true, or crucial to life. Enjoy.

-Monday's are best handled with a stiff cup of coffee and a great pair of shoes. Also, the better your outfit is the more effective your day will be. Confidence is essential.
-Ranting is important, it is very therapeutic to yell and scream and cause embarrassment. Find a friend that allows you to behave childishly.
-The Starbucks on Scottsdale and Shea is impossible to get into. Avoid that location.
-Whoever said coined the "if life hands you lemons..." cliche should be shot. I cringe every time I hear that reference. Life just is. That's it.
-Movies lie. lie. lie.
-Rhett Butler does not exist. Anywhere. I have looked.
-Men act out of necessity, women out of passion.
-Don't let a man take charge of your happiness, that is entirely too much control for such a person to have.
-Infidelity is the ultimate fate of a restless partner.
-Curiosity killed the cat - and destroyed the relationship. What happened to monogamy?
-Confidence. Enough said.
-Happy hour is an important part of the work week. Find a bar and become a regular.
-If someone wants you in their life, they will make it happen. Force should not be necessary.
-Gabel's laugh is the cure for everything.
-Trust is crucial in any relationship - work, friends, and love. The loss of such is crippling and nearly impossible to rebuild. I have tried.
-People don't change. They evolve and adapt. Stop trying to turn monkey's into men - it should just happen.
-On the above note, don't change for some blockhead. He should appreciate your greatness as is. Otherwise, he most definitely is not worth your time.
-A person's dating history is like their credit report; don't be silly and ignore bad habits!
-Love doesn't happen just once. It is every day.
-Find freedom in independence.
-Smile.
-Listen to your mother, she has been around and can offer great advice.
-Marry your best friend. (Just a goal of mine)
-Live in love. Every day.
-Give back. It's a great feeling.
-Remember where you came from; your roots help to define character.
-Strive to make an impact in someone else's life. This correlates with giving back.
-Stop searching; You're never going to find it if you're looking for it.